Lorraine

Be my Valentine

lorraine — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:16:31 +0000

Album 4

lorraine — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:14:16 +0000

A good worker

lorraine — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 00:27:14 +0000

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I sick,
headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss says, “You know
something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I
go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I
go to work. You try that.” Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do
what you say, I feel great. I be work soon…..you got nice house.”

Priests and robberies

lorraine — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:24:27 +0000

A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her,
“Father, may I ask a favor ?”"Of course you may. What can I do for you?”
“Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs
limits and I’m afraid that they’ll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you
could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”
“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”
“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her.
The Customs Officer asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”
“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”
“I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, “God bless you, Father, go ahead.”

Shut up :P

lorraine — Tue, 22 May 2007 19:07:07 +0000

Album 3

lorraine — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:50:21 +0000

Album 2

lorraine — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 13:04:42 +0000

Album 1

lorraine — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:41:07 +0000

About me.

lorraine — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:35:05 +0000

Hi! Again…

My name is Alexandra, but you can call me Alexis.

I’m a friendly, jolly, nice person, open-minded and always ready to have new experiences

Some details about me, for the ones interested.

I was born in the most wonderful day ever: 25 December… (The year doesn’t matter )…

My measures are : Bust : 95 ; Waist : 85 ; Hips : 100; Height : 156 ( ssshhh please )

Location: Planet Earth (but coming from Venus *wink*);

Occupation: Kisser (# 1 in all East-Europe);

Favorite music: Chris Spheris, Vanghelis, Aeoliah, Enya, Shakira

Favorite color: my own pink :D;

Favorite food: less calories, please …;

Favorite drink: soft champagne;

Favorite place: in your heart :);

Favorite position: with you between my legs;

Turn-on-s: sexy hot young studs slowly tender fore-play-s

Turn-off-s: Liars; bad characters

Hobbies: belly-dance, movies, walking in the light-moon…

Do you want to know more, do you want to see me? Just click on “more...” button :P…

Sometimes I’ve been asked what I think about men…. what I think about women… what I think about marriage….

…About marriage. You know… Leonardo Da Vinci has said that “Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel” … But… come on… what did he knew anyway? He wasn’t even been married!

That’s why I love to quote Woody Allen:”In my house I’m the Boss. My wife is just the decision maker…”

That’s why I like the fair-play relations…

Where everyone involved takes his equal share…

..It seems however that the mathematics of the men is a little more differed… and I say that because, recently, I have read that “80% of married men cheat in America … the rest cheat in Europe “… Hey, wasn’t t me to say that! Jackie Mason did it …:))

One thing is for sure… I know to appreciate the qualities of a man and more than any other, the humor of a man…

I’d love to talk about my fantasies… maybe even share you some of my secrets, some of my experience…

I like to communicate and it seems I always made it to put a smile on the face of the ones that keep me company and chat with me …